Top Ten Most Useful Childhood Lessons

One can never have to many lists of 'Top Tens' or 'Best Of''s so, because i don't know what to blog about, i will give you my Top Ten Most Useful Childhood Lessons. Here we go

10. Don't put a plastic bag over your head or you may die! 

9. You don't need girls

8. When your parents say you are too young to go on the top bunk they are telling the truth 

7. There is always a chance your parents will say yes to more ice cream

6. If your brother says it won't hurt he is lying 

5. If your brother says it will hurt, run! He is not lying!

4. When building a fort, make it only big for you and your grandma, and you must use a chair or couch as the base

3. Using a hockey stick to retrieve a ball that has gone into your mother's favourite bush, that she has been waiting a year to see bloom, is NOT a good idea

2. Imagination is the best toy you will ever have

1. Never eat yellow snow