Boxing Day

Happy Boxing Day everyone. Well i say happy but really it is a horrible day. This is the one day of the year that, upon entering a mall, every person looses their manners. You pretty much have to walk with your elbows out to just protect yourself. A random stranger will bump you and then blame you for it when clearly it is their fault.

Seeing this attitude towards shopping gave me an idea for a game though. It's called Mall Brawl. What you do is you get a bunch of your friends or family together and go out to a mall on Boxing Day. Once you get there you have to get two random strangers to start a fight in a store. Five points for a verbal fight, another five if punches are thrown. Ten points will be awarded if mall security show up and twenty points if the police are called. A total of fifty points will be awarded if a riot is started in the mall. However if anyone dies all your points will be taken away because it is all fun in games until someone gets trampled in a riot. So looking for a fun game next Christmas with the family try Mall Brawl. 

Also TVs in washrooms...great idea!

i don't know who the person was who thought a TV could enhance their lavatory experience but well done sir, well done.

If you disagree with anything i have said remember my blog's themes are ignorance and stupidity so i will not listen to a word you say. 

Now i will finish with a quote from a friend of mine:

"I didn't know your throat had a vagina, drink your rum"

And on that bombshell thanks for reading.

p.s. if you are confused about my post and how it relates to each other relax, it doesn't at all. I just don't have a properly functioning brain so it comes out like this.