Boxing Day

Happy Boxing Day everyone. Well i say happy but really it is a horrible day. This is the one day of the year that, upon entering a mall, every person looses their manners. You pretty much have to walk with your elbows out to just protect yourself. A random stranger will bump you and then blame you for it when clearly it is their fault.

Seeing this attitude towards shopping gave me an idea for a game though. It's called Mall Brawl. What you do is you get a bunch of your friends or family together and go out to a mall on Boxing Day. Once you get there you have to get two random strangers to start a fight in a store. Five points for a verbal fight, another five if punches are thrown. Ten points will be awarded if mall security show up and twenty points if the police are called. A total of fifty points will be awarded if a riot is started in the mall. However if anyone dies all your points will be taken away because it is all fun in games until someone gets trampled in a riot. So looking for a fun game next Christmas with the family try Mall Brawl. 

Also TVs in washrooms...great idea!

i don't know who the person was who thought a TV could enhance their lavatory experience but well done sir, well done.

If you disagree with anything i have said remember my blog's themes are ignorance and stupidity so i will not listen to a word you say. 

Now i will finish with a quote from a friend of mine:

"I didn't know your throat had a vagina, drink your rum"

And on that bombshell thanks for reading.

p.s. if you are confused about my post and how it relates to each other relax, it doesn't at all. I just don't have a properly functioning brain so it comes out like this.

Hey There Stranger

Well hello there stranger, long time no see. Man a lot has changed since we last talked. I'm a little older, a little wiser, man i've got hair in really weird places i feel like a Sasquatch. I have made it 19 days without coffee and i am no longer angry like i was well...not as angry. I have learned Italian (and by have i mean have not). Thats is pretty much my life since you last saw me.

I am still that same boring idiotic person who writes blogs and, for reasoning that escapes me, you read them.

On a even less serious note there is someone sitting at the table i am writing at that is even more boring and, dare i say it, more stupid then me. She wants me to give a shout out to her so her it is. I would use the words 'check it' but she does not have a blog so wont really make sense. Anyway this ones for you, you know who you are.

And now for something completely different

this was a conversation i heard earlier today and i thought i should share it with you

G: Does anyone want a muffin?

B: could i trade your offer for more chips?

If you didn't find that funny then please don't tell me about it. Anyway thanks for reading