Langauge and My Day (What a Mix)

I want to write on language (which is odd because i have no grasp of it)

I want to write on peoples use of language by writing about my day the way a seventeen year old would

Like today i was like you know totally bored, you know? I was like sitting on a chair like thinking and stuff. And i was like, you know, reading a like book. And it was totally, you know, not cool. It had pictures which was like too cool but you know it was just, you know, boring and like really disgusting. They like showed a picture of like a vagina, i know, as if. I was like reading along and then like it came out at me and i was like "yo" thats like totally you know like wrong.

Then i was like dude, i am done with this you know stuff. So i was like procrastinating and like not doing work cause you know thats what like that big word means. So i was like not doing work and then like a friend of mine started like talking to me, i know like too cool. And he was like "my day is more boring then your day" and i was like "as if" i have like thee most boring day out of anyone and like your day is sooo like not.

And like i should you know come back to the like book cause i got to like read it or something. And i think it is really wrong that like the author just shows like totally rude images. And like also his like language is like soooo not cool. I think he should like totally grow up in his like vocabulary (wow that is like a big word) you know?