Heres to New Beginnings and Dolphin Lady, wherever you are.

So i have never blogged before so i don't really know what to talk about. A friend of mine told me to talk about my day (kinda like a diary). So here we go...

Dear Diary,

today i slept through two classes, why you might ask, because it was friday and i am a lazy bugger. but my day got worse after that. I became very upset. Well, thats an understatement, i was pissed off. It isn't easy for me to talk about it cause i have no clue who is going to read this. However i was pretty close to going against a principle i have always held dear. I was ashamed of myself. I wanted to punch something (and still do) but i have got over it a bit. Wait a minute this is sad and pathetic for me to be blogging about.

Now for something completely different, Papal Bling

Yes thats right i am going to talk about papal bling and memorabilia. I have been thinking about this for the last couple of days because some dude asked in my christianity class how much a papal ring would go for on ebay? This led the prof to show us different catholic and pope memorabilia such as:

1. The Papal Apron (available in three colours; red, white and yellow) with Pope's Papal crest on the front,
2. Catholic Church coffee mug and my personal favourite,
3. Pope Pious IX cologne (fresh citrus flavour)

Is it just me or is this just ridiculous. Why would anyone think to make a Pope Pious IX cologne? I won't lie though, i am intrigued by it.

And now for something completely different, Dolphin Lady

The other day i was walking to school with my roommate. On the way we stopped at a light and noticed a girl standing beside us. Her knees bent inward as opposed to outward, this alarmed us. Because i was going on 26 hours of being awake it made sense in my head to call her dolphin lady, why, i have no clue. Nothing about her resembled a dolphin yet as my sleep deprived mind thought about it it made sense. I was not even able to explain it to myself but deep down i knew she was dolphin lady and it got me thinking, what if she was a superhero? Maybe. All i know is that, despite the fact she creeped me out, i feel a little bit safer knowing dolphin lady is out there.

So thats it, if you are wondering why this post is weird, its because i am tired and not thinking straight. I only wrote this because i promised a good friend of mine i would. Now if you have a problem with anything i have said or with any grammar or spelling problems please feel free to keep those comments to yourself. Thus, if you see someone on the street that looks like a superhero in disguise or you see a ridiculous religious product i would love to hear about it.

Thanks for reading and incase i don't see ya good afternoon, good evening and good night